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PostSubject: JOKE JOKE JOKE   Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:36 pm

la tlga aq mgawa eh

post your corny jokes here hehe lol!

Tanong: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng girlfriend sa asawa?

Sagot: Ang girlfriend…
nililigawan yan!

Ang asawa ay inililigaw na yan!

Parang pusa ba….?
••••••••••
A little boy askd his Dad how d human race came to be.

Dad: God created Adam and Eve n we are der descendants.

The boy askd his Mom the same.

Mom: God created monkeys n dey evolved into humans.

The boy was confused n askd his Dad again.

Boy: How come Mom sed that we evolved from monkeys n you said that we came from Adam & Eve?

Dad: Son, it’s lyk dis… I xplaind my family side and ur Mom xplaind hers.


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2 mgkumpareng wLang mgwa..

Pare 1: pare, laro tau!kada sbi q ng 1 prutas,bbunot aq ng 1 buhok mo sa baba..

Pare 2:cge pre!tpos kda sbi q nmn ng 1 warrior bbunot dn aq sau!game!

Pare 1:apple!
(bunot ng 1)

Pare 2:achilles!
(bunot ng 1)

Pare 1:mango!
Pare 2: odysseus!

Pare 1:klangan qng mkalamang..almq na!

Pare 1:4seasons!
(nkabunot ng 4)

Pare 2:a gnun a..eto sau..

SPARTANS!
(nkbunot ng 300)..
kalbo k ngaun! Ha ha ha!

☻☻☻☻☻


Isang araw..

naglayas ak0..
naligaw..
nasaktan..
umibig..
at nabig0..

iniwan at
walang dumamay..

nadapa
per0
muling
bumang0n
at lumaban..

Galing n0h?

isang araw lang
lahat ng iy0n!ü

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ ♥️♥️♥️♥️

LOLO1: “Grabe na talaga pagkamalilimutin ko! Pag nasa hagdan ako, pagtigil ako sa landing, nakalimutan ko na kung aakyat ako o bababa!”

LOLO2: “Ganun din ako. Ako naman, pag upo ko sa kama, hindi ko maalala kung hihiga pa ako o babangon na.”

LOLO3: “Naku, mabuti na lang hindi pa ako ganyan! Huwag naman sana (with matching knock 3X on wood)…
Ay! Excuse me lang ha. Parang may kumatok, silipin ko lang pinto kung sino.” c”,)

☻☻☺️☺️☺️ ☺️☻☻


ANAK: Tay, may manok sa kusina, tinutuka ang bigas.

AMA: Paalisin mo!!!

ANAK: Oy manok, alis ka daw!

AMA: Tanga! Takutin mo!

ANAK: Manok, mumu ako! Awooooooo!

AMA: Bobo, bugawin mo!

ANAK: Boss, chicks! P50 lang!

reporter: manny, ngaung nanalo ka na nman sa fyt mo, ano ung pasalubong mo kay jinky??

manny: ah kay jenkey?? simple lng.. ibon.. mahilig sya sa ibon eh..

reporter: waw.. ang swit nman?? anu bang klaseng ibon?? lovebirds ba??

manny: uuuhmm... lepstek at mik-ap.. bsta ung ibon products.. i mean,, u know..
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE JOKE JOKE   Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:39 pm

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it's one in one!


- tawag ni Pacman sa H1N1


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boy: di na ko magco-college!
girl: nu b yan! nakaka turn off ka naman! wala kang pangarap!
boy: oo nga eh, kundi ikaw lang.


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"you is! you is!"
-sabi ni aling dionisia pagdating ng us


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sabi nia, maganda xa!
napansin ko nga.

mula ulo....



MUKHANG PAA!


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Aling dionisia: gusto ko pag nagkaanak kau ulit ni jinky, di lang pangalan niu ang pagsasamahin. dapat ung sakin din!

Manny: uu naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap un.

Aling D: di ah, may naesep na nga ako eh

Manny: talaga nay!? anu?

Aling d: DIOMANJI

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"Nay oh!"

-ngongong kumakanta ng Jai Ho


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a guy and his dumb girlfriend walking along the beach.

guy: hon, tignan mo oh! may PATAY na bird.
girl (TUMINGALA) : saan?!


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GF: ayoko na! hiwalay na tayo!
BF: bahala ka! kala mo makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko?!
GF: ulul ka ba?! kala mo ba maghahanap ako ng katulad mo!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE JOKE JOKE   Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:50 pm

2 TANGA ENGOT NAGUUSAP...

ENGOT1:pare! mamimingwit ka?
ENGOT2:hindi pare, mamimingwit .
ENGOT1:ah, akala ko mamimingwit ka.
ENGOT2:ANG KULET NAMAN! HINDI NGA! MAMIMINGWIT NGA AKO! TAE KA!
ENGOT1:ok. kala ko kase mamimingwit ka..>.<


ENGOT MO!!!^^

panoh ba maglagay ng signature na image?>.<
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE JOKE JOKE   Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:08 am

isang gabi sa loob ng isang jeepney..

lalaki: HOLDAP TOH!
AT LAHAT NG BABAE DITO
AY GAGAHASAIN!
babae:WAG PO MAAWA PO
KAYU SA LOLA KO
MATANDA NA PO SIYA!
lola: HOY! GAGA! LAHAT NGA DAW EH!
SYEMPRE KASALI AKO!

HAHAHA lol!
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PostSubject: Joke joke   Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:17 am

I am beautiful as a goddess in heaven and hot as a temptress in hell. lol!
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